I could win the following awards…
1) Most bruises on one body ever in the history of anybody
2) Bruise Catcher – that’s right…you don’t even have to even touch me and I will have a bruise.
3) Most likely to look like she hiked Mt. Everest when all she really did was watch a movie…I love wearing my Chaco’s and looking all rough and mountainous because my legs are covered in cool shaped bruises like rock climbers get – but actually I don’t know how to rock climb and I don’t hike all that much either.
So today, I wore a skirt to church but forgot to check the legs before heading out. Very bad decision. Seriously looked like I had just participated in a wrestling match! Yikes!