Today all windows were open, the curtains were gently flapping in the wind, and the fresh air was wafting in. Around 2 p.m. the residents on my street MAY have heard something that sounded like a cow being attacked by a rabid raccoon. There MAY have been some shrieking, someone yelling, “WHAT!! YOU ARE KIDDING ME!! NOOOOOO WAAAAAAAY!!” and then there MIGHT have been some very loud sobbing and one more touch of shrieking.
All I can I say is, getting accidentally head butted in the nose by a 3 year old causes nose bleeds, and feels like your entire face is falling off. All I can also say is, why does this always happen to me when the windows are all open?