I’ve decided to start my own company. It’s called “Mommy RX.” When a mom is sick, they can call me and for a very reasonable price I will come to help clean, cook, play with children, and run errands.
The following packages will be available:
1. The Sniffle
1 hour of general cleaning and laundry. 2 errands (can include picking up children from school, etc.). 1 Meal on the table and one in the freezer.
2. The Flu
2 hours of general cleaning and laundry. 2 hours of childcare so you can nap (including taking them where they need to go, etc.). 1 Meal on the table and 3 in the freezer.
3. The Stretcher
You stay in bed all day. I do everything and leave your home spotless, kids happy, dinner on the table, and freezer stocked with an entire week of meals.
Prices to be determined. Now I just need a cool decal for my mini-van…